FrankenBerry and Count Chocula

Wow. This post is long overdue, like Jelani McCoy learning his "one postmove away from being a dominant center." The difference between that and this...is that this is actually happening. And the Chiefs ACTUALLY had a good draft. Eric "Franken" Berry was an excellent selection at five. He is who Ii wanted, but Pioli had to be tempted to pick Okung and roll the dice on picking up Taylor Mays. He was all the rave last year and we did not address our offensive line issue...(Cough...Tackle) at all. I hated the McCluster pick, but when interviewed and asked if he was a rb or a wr and he replied OW...offensive weapon i started to get excited for what he's going to do out of the slot. Cody and Thomas were still available here, which may have been a bigger need. Then grabbing Javier "Count Chocula" Arenas will give us the best returner in the draft and a solid nickel back, solidifying our balanced nutritional breakfast...aka secondary for years to come. I wasn't sold on the trade to snag the TE from Iowa...Pioli loves IA and Ii think this faltered his judgement....but this is one sitch where Ii like to be proven wrong.

So anyways, I am not going to touch on the Royals....too much, this is more of an update of last week's Loomisms. I did not have a working phone and then the NFL Draft totally took over my life, well...that and a trip to see mama and papa loom in KC.

Last week's Beer of the week:


As some of you know, I was blessed enough to attend the Repeal Prohibition Festival at Schlafly bottleworks on Saturday. Shockingly, Ii tried a lot of different beers and fell for one pretty hard. It was called "The Magician" which instantly reminded me of Joe Magician on Mutant League Football. Somehow this beer did not win beer of the week. That title goes to Buffalo Brewing Co's Buffalo Tail. It's a Double IPA and I got a growler of it. Simply exquisite. Too bad for you they do not bottle their beer! That Magician was awful good though....

Last week's Jam of the week:

"Prom Queen" by Lil Wayne. I was among the millions that bought his new album, Rebirth, on the day it came out. However, Ii was not overly impressed with it, just about 3-4 songs. This is one of them and I put it on my "Loomy Shore" compilation cd for jammin' in the Concorde. It grows on you and gets you goin, just like the songs A.D.D put out with Naked Drummer Rainn Wilson.

Last week's Game of the week:

"Chef's Luv Shack" N64. Retro gaming is the sheezy. No doubt. This is a four-player funfest that was played on many late nights in the past week and continues to be awesome, like Barnabus Stinson.

Last week's Movie of the week:

Missy and Ii went and saw Kick-Ass. It was solid. It wins hands down. Nick Cage is the jack of all trades.

Last week's Loomism(s):

So last Tuesday was my first turn up in golf league. I was ownin it for a little bit and missed four par puts from makeable distances. Whenever you put it on the green from outside the popular phrase is "You're dancing" like dancing on the green or whatever. I dislike that. So Ii was yelling three other things. If it was a hazard save or I dropped it within 15 feet of the pin I would scream "Old South!" or if I was on the green I'd proclaim "Homecoming" and if Ii was on the fringe or fairway lip outside of the green I'd simply state "Prom"
Yes, Ii would advise adapting to this lingo. It's solid.

Last week's letdown of the week:

Greinke turned in another 2 solid efforts and remains winless. "My fart will go on..."