Whale Bomb! Hot Tub Time Machine Edition

Wow, I haven't scooby-done work in awhile on this piece....sadly, I've thrown out some interesting knowledge in the past few weeks so I'm gonna throw out some memories and see if it sticks. I think Ii will just get after it Loomism style.

Beers of the Week(s):

1) Corona. This is an instant duh, it was Cinco and Loomo loves Cinco, nothing beats celebrating a battle with the Rolls of Mexican beers, you know I threw a limeboni in there Whale bomb! style.

2) Goose Island Pere Jacques. This was solid and in a three-way tie for top beer at the St Louis Microfest, this concoction was purely magical, but I will give a brief shout-out to the other two for efforts of valiancy...New Albanian's Hoptimus Double IPA and Little Yeoman's Porter. Overall a quality day with quality beers and friends. Looking forward to the St Louis Heritage Brewfest.

3) Shiner Bock. I was recently in Texas (DFW) for a layover. If Ii am in Texas, Ii am instantly in search mode for a Shiner product on tap, luckily this was located at Champps and was so refreshing I went snagzilla when I returned for a shorter layover on my way back. All I could think about was living in the Lone Star State and having that, Lone Star, and Boulevard in my fridge...and not letting any company touch the Boulevard, as it was not sold in the Texas T while I was living there. Man, so many good memories....but I wouldn't go back for anything.

Movies of the Week(s):

Okay, I know Ii am rule violating here, but since they are my own loose interpretation of my own goofy rules, I don't feel bad attall...haha that's like the way a British person would say, its like Ii am giving my weekly blog post British style, fortnight plus one....they say some cool words, fortnight is by far my fave.

1) South Park Season 13 Blu Ray. Yes, Ii am aware this is not a movie, however it has been a mainstay in my bedroom bluray since my last post. yes, that long, (that's what she said). The FishSticks and WTF Wrestling episodes are so baller, and the others are as well, as youu all know my short attention span doesn't really house anything in anything for that long. Congrats Matt and Trey, still on topps rookie card of your game.

2)Star Wars Episode IV. Honestly. This very well may be the best movie of all time. Timeless and awesome and even touting one of the jams of the week. Impressive. I could watch it ovies and ovies without growing bored, its not humanly possible...just ask Oaf. Rankor!

3) Wayne's World. At the condo we were getting our recovery cove on and totes mcgoats forgot about this throwback. I had no idea that's what she said came from this movie, sorry Michael Scott, D-Miff Regional Manny...props rescinded.

Jams of the Week(s):

1) Forever by Drake feat Lil Weezy, Kanye, & Eminem
This jam is so tight I was afraid it would not work in my cd player. It's redic, and I don't forsee it getting old. Ever. Everyone that went on the Destin trip is infin lucky that I didn't have my ipod with me, they would love/hate it within about 2 hrs.

2) Speaking of the Destin trip (off the chain as per use), the second is uber unchar...but it is the Cantina Band by John Williams on the Star Wars: A New Hope soundtrack. J-Will really put it down and laid out a perfect evening beach jam. Nothing beats walking up and down the beach at night dancing to this stroke of brilliance. Well played. We don't serve your kind here! Yes, if youu hadn't figured this out, Ii am a bit of a dork, what can I say...I grew up on Star Wars and its the bee's knees.

3)Airplanes by BOB. Smooth jam and I love air travel. I can only think of two methods of travel better than the airplane....a hot tub time machine and Bill & Ted's phone booth (Sorry, the Delorien just seems like more trouble than it's worth, although I could deal with C-Lloyd droppin' jumpin jiggawatts quite frequently...but it loses out to air guitar and Chernobly, respectively).

Game of the week(s):

1) Little Big Planet (PSP). It starts out slow, goofy, kiddy...mmm tater tots...and suddenly when you are about to rock the eject butt, boom, addicted. Sackboy is pretty suave and the platforming is pretty good at passing time. Well played, and I'm not a big Sony video game guy...but...props

2 (Tie)) MLB 2K10 (X360). Yes, I am still playing this. Yes, I am obsessed with making the Royals good. I am also obsessed with the My Player mode, and am already in season two and have moved to SS because I like B-But(Earl) at 1B and I hate Yunitard Betancourt. He's awful
Civil War, it's like Beer Pong, but awesomer, two teams five players on each side, each has three cups...you do the math...yup no matter how you work out the problem it still equals awesome...TEN PEAT!

3) WHALE BOMB! OKAY, THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST GAME EVER INVENTED. EVER. REMEMBER BASEKETBALL? YEAH, SO GOOD THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT IT. THIS TOPS THAT. LIKE SKYSCRAPER TOPS, HIGHTOPS (LIKE OLD SCHOOL LA GEAR OR REEBOK PUMP), THE LITTLE TOPS YOU'D GET FROM CHUCKY CHEESE OR THE ROLLER SKATING RINK WHEN YOU WERE A KID....YEAH, ITS THAT SERIOUS. ALL YOU NEED ARE TWO SPLASH BALLS AND A WHALE SPLASH BALL WHICH YOU CAN TOTES MCGOATS SNAG AT THE TARG...AND TWO BOOGIE BOARDS AND FOUR PEEPS. I GUESS YOU COULD PLAY SINGIES, BUT DUBS IS THE WAY TO GO. STAND A FAIR DISTANCE APART IN A POOL AND TAKE TURNS THROWING THE BALS AND HITTING/TRYING TO LAND ON THE BOOGIE, 1 PT FOR HITTING, 2 FOR LANDING. THEN YOU THROW THE WHALE, YOU LAND IT ON THE BOARD ITS 3 PTS AND SCREAM GREAT WHITE BUFFALO FIRST THE OPPOSING TEAM HAS TO CHUG THEIR BEER. PLAY TO 11, REBUTTAL IS THE WHALE BOMB ONLY AND IF YOU LAND EACH TEAM GOES BACK TO 8-8. PLAY BEST OF 3. LEGENDARY. LIKE MASTER CHIEF LEGENDARY. LIKE KID ICARUS LEGENDARY. LIKE LEGEN....WAIT FOR IT....I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT BECAUSE THE LAST PART IS DAIRY....YEAH

BOOYAH!

Loomisms:
1) Someone gives you a task that is easy or sets you up to make fun. Just give em the ol' that's like an adult playing teeball with the firsties (first graders)

2) Someone is terrible at something and then they are all of the sudden good, or at least descent. Ask if they ran over and got in a phone booth and went back in time, learned whatever it is you are doing and honed their skill. This is called the Bill & Ted (Shoutout to Voorhees)

Seriously, shout out to Whataburger. It is the number uno fast food, which makes it a delicacy, which means I can eat as much of it as I want. Love those loomorules...Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit.