This week the Blue Crew hopped out of the cellar like a fine wine. The NW Arkansas Naturals are turning heads, Moustakas even had a burger named after him. That my friends, is when you know you have made it. And the Royals have chosen Art Diesel, scout extraordinaire and the one and only Joker (Joe Randa) to rep us at the draft on June 7. Pretty solid choices there, hopefully we snatch up Grandal the power-hitting cather from Miami (FL) or the slick lefty from Ole Miss, I'd be chill with eith. Congrats to David "Sandlot" DeJesus and his wifey on the new kiddo, and his two rbi's tonight from the three-hole to have us disappoint the Red Sox. I tell ya what, that Blake Wood is looking more and more like the real deal holyfield...and Soria notched his 100th save. Smooth like Chester Cheetah, which means he may get his own NES game, hopefully power-pad compatible. On with the show....
Beer of the week:
Magnificent. A revelation. Its like drinking something awesome...oh wait, it IS awesome.
Brian Boru from Three Floyd's Brewing company is their Irish Red Ale Seasonal and it is fantasmo. Only comes in tall bott format, obviously because 12 oz simply isn't enough. They tend to outdo themselves and this is really further proof of that, 2010 proof if you will.Jam of the Week:
Hop into your hot tub time machine. I don't know if everyone is like this or not, but I keep old burnt cd's in my car. Randomly throughout the year I will get sick of my new school mix and just play the claw game sans the giant box and 50 cent (In Da Club) entry fee and just snag one at rando on my driver's side door console. Today was winner x2 chicken dinner. Remember OutKast's Speakerboxxx? Yeah, you know where I'm goin with this, this game appeared on an EA Sports title...Madden or NBA Live and it was the only song I had on my playlist for ages....booyah...it's back...GhettoMusick
Don't thank me, just enjoy
Game of the week:
Red Dead Redemption for X360. I could waste time by making bad Wild Dub West puns about the Will Smith movie or gunslingers that are real and not goofy Duke players, but I won't. This game by Rockstar is the real deal. Think about the first time you popped in GTA III and even with the hype thought it was fantab. Yeah, its like that, except in the west. You can shoot stuff with your shotty while riding on a horse. You can do other cool stuff also...
Movie of the Wizeeek:
Wow, this was like superawesome movieweek at casa de loom. Over the weekend I Netflix'd Sherlock Holmes, Blind Side, watched Four Christmases (Again...I know), caught some classy South Park epi's, and went and saw Iron Man Deuce at the Hi-Pointe. Sherlock Holmes was overhyped and just an okay movie, Iron Deuce did not disappoint and it's hard to not hand off the Moonman to it for the week, but Blind Side. Wow. I know everyone says its good and you should see it, etc times infin....they're right. This is undoubtedly one of the best sports movies I have seen in forever...like since Semi-Pro....and I loved Semi-Pro. Flint Tropics fo Life!
Loomism of the Week:
I've had a few good ones, but this takes the cake. I know nose-picking is a disgusting habby. Everyone does it, discreetly, and it's like your rollin' middle school style and trying to hide something and get it out real quick. Hey, everyone's guilty, does everyone really go to the bathroom to blow your nose? If you can get away with a quick pick why not try. And when you succeed...it's like pick-six...am I right? I know, probably just a guy thing, but when you are goin into the treasure chest for booty, you may roll thumb style and try and get it in one quick sweep, like a Steve Balboni home run. Yes, this my friends is called the thumb sniper. You can even do the Star Wars in your head while you go in for the quick one...stay on target....stay on target....stay on target....
Wow. I am truly blessed to have received my box of fun like a week early. Yes, they actually do manufacture aluminum, plastic, and wood beer pong/tailgate tables. Yes they have most pro sports teams...I mean hell, the must if I was able to snag a Royals one. Beware, this could take over beer dice. How fun was that? We will let the Kauffman stadium parking lot decide, tailgate!
Definite shoutout to partypongtables.com. They did a great job and got my table here on a Thursday afternoon when I placed the order late Monday night. Their site it worth checking out. Deuces.
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