My credit was too poor to get it right when I graduated and was settled in at my job in Texas. So I ate nothing but mac n cheese and pbj so I could walk in at month's end and get it. I'd always wanted it and was enamored with it from the get go. The first thing I did was hook up the NES and play some original Mario Brothers and khackle with glee. This behemouth is the old-school, big-boy rear projection tv and I was in love with it. I took it everywhere I moved to until finally, new ayo technology got the best of me and I had to spring for a good deal on a double-nickel" LED. It is wicked sick, spicy even, but I finally got the ol' Hatchi-Tachi sold on Craigs List for three bills. Kinda sad to see it go, but it is what it is, now it leaves more room for activities (Stepbrothers)! Back to the dance, (Can you feel a severe loomism coming on?) I'd like to give a shout-out to thuggins on getting to the final four in the Ethics bowl against Calipari. No, Kelvin Sampson is not awaiting the winner. Seeing the ugly, throwbackish uni's West Virginia was rockin made me think back...five years ago to be exact...to the unhearalded run the Mountaineers had that year under class-act coach John Beilein. That team was lead by a tatted-up, oversized goofball named Kevin Pittsnogle. This guy was redic. A near seven-footer who could drain threes and had post moves to match? Don't believe it....believe it.

This guy thought he was NBA-ready and so did all the casual March Madness fans. This guy was what Adam Morrision and his All-time 'stache were before it happened. Sadly, this guy is suffering from a thyroid disorder and now weighs over 300 pounds. He attempted a comeback with the Albequerque Thunderbirds of the D-League last fall but retired for personal reasons. He is now living with his wife in a small town teaching middle school and being an unpaid high school assistant basketball coach, hope he is doing well, I wish him the best. We never really think about the March Media-Darlings. Too often they don't graduate, don't reach their dream of the NBA, and just kind of disappear into the abyss. So from now on, when I think of the "Dance" I will refer to it as the Pittsnogle. I hope youu do as well.
I know I am no literary genious...but it seemed like that would be a solid place to end this blog. From now on, I'm gonna try and hit you with a Top Five list of random sheezy. Why not a top ten? I'm not David Letterman...don't have the face for it. Plus, its more effortless...and this I dig. So in honor of the double overtime shock-fest that Xavier and Kansas State put us through Thursday night, I figured that I would throw out my top five college basketball games that I have seen. Ever.
Number Fizzle: The Crybaby game. Gonzaga v. UCLA, 2006 NCAA Regionals. Gus "Big Specs" Johnson called this game magnifiscently as UCLA, led by Laker Jordan Farmar came back and stole the game from Adam "Stache" Morrison after being down by 17. Redic.
Four-Skeet: 1991. UNLV v. Duke. Tarkanian. Towel. Undefeated season. Lost.
Three-Dub: 2009 Big East Tourney. Syracuse v. UCONN. Six OT's. This game was Luda. Back and Forth, give and take. Loved it. Spicy.
Number Twozle: Michigan v. North Carolina, April 5, 1993. This is commonly referred to as the "Time Out" Game. Solid.

Ii was addicted to the Fab Five as a kid. I read Mitch Albom's book, aptly named the Fab Five, like at least five times. I was the first to rock the authentic Michigan game shorts to school and I loved their loosey goosey shorts and black socks. That started the trend of awesomeness. So, obviously, whatever they were up to I was watching. They played great throughout the tourney and left a trail of mischief ultimately leading to Steve Fisher's demise. He now coaches at San Diego State and Webber takes a verbal beating from Sir Charles on Inside the NBA.
Uno: 1992 Duke versus Kentucky.

Honorable Menionisms: Shoutout to the Xavier-KS State game, this was an instant classic, but somehow didn't squirm into the top fizzle, obviously I hate KU and am also not too fond of Calipari so the 08 Championship, while a great game, Ii was going to hate the result regardless so be happy Ii even gave it a shout-out. The Syracuse-KU final was solid and even though I wasn't pleased with the result, the MU-UCLA showdown finished by Tyus Edney was pretty insane.
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